“Your pants are wet, Sweetie. Did you have an accident?” I asked her.
“No,” she answered. “I didn’t have an accident. They’re just wet.”
“Honey, that makes no sense. How did your pants get wet if you didn’t have an accident?”
She shrugged, obviously unconcerned. “Weeeeelllll,” she began. “I tried to go pee like a boy…..and it didn’t work.”
To my tremendous relief, she didn’t ask me WHY it didn’t work.