After preschool, I took Max to go potty and noticed that her pants were a little wet.
“Your pants are wet, Sweetie. Did you have an accident?” I asked her.
“No,” she answered. “I didn’t have an accident. They’re just wet.”
“Honey, that makes no sense. How did your pants get wet if you didn’t have an accident?”
She shrugged, obviously unconcerned. “Weeeeelllll,” she began. “I tried to go pee like a boy…..and it didn’t work.”
To my tremendous relief, she didn’t ask me WHY it didn’t work.
The World According to Max 
This brought a smile to my face.