What To Feed A Lion

As previously explained in other stories, car rides with Max can often lead to some serious randomness.  This time was no disappointment.

Out of nowhere, I am asked, “Mommy, do lions like fish because they are normal?”

“Sure, I guess,” I answer, not entirely sure where this is going.

“Then I will make the lions some wrench toast out of the fish because they will like that….I will put it in a pizza box…then you can carry it around…then you take it and you flip it with a tree branch and you just let it hang there for a minute…..then it falls on a plate…and you push it on this side….then this side….then the other side…..and then you let them eat it because that’s what they like.”

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