Seems like much of Max’s mischief happens on Daddy’s watch. I’m not sure why. (Reference the Sharpie episode.) I had gone to class one evening, leaving him in charge. It wasn’t until the next morning that I discovered the haircut. Maybe one day I will hear the whole story. Maybe not.
At daycare the next day, the assistant director asks, “Why did you cut your hair?”
She replies, “Because I couldn’t see what I was doing.”
Have an obstacle, remove an obstacle.